This will hurt. I know I say that a lot, but bear with me. For never before has there been a tale filled with more vileness, repugnance, wrongness and outright offensiveness as that of “Fire Me Up”. The utter stupidity of every single little thread that makes up this tapestry of fail so grand, so mind-bogglingly titanic it defies human comprehension – yes, even the singular teeny little strand of matter in it is so profoundly moronic, so thoroughly vapid and intelligence – insulting it needs its own thesis essay to fully address everything wrong with it. Each facet, each subplot, each sentence, nay, each word
is a spawn, er, spawned from a place beyond badness – it is so utterly awful it skewers the laws of reality itself. I do not make this statement lightly. Erm, okay, if you read my sporks you know I make this statement almost every other chapter, but never do I make it lightly. HOW OFTEN I MAKE IT IS BESIDES THE POINT WE ARE GETTNG OFF THE SUBJECT. ( Read moreCollapse )
Although one good thing has come out of this - looking for the derp picture made me laugh so hard I was crying.