lenka0602

This will hurt. I know I say that a lot, but bear with me. For never before has there been a tale filled with more vileness, repugnance, wrongness and outright offensiveness as that of “Fire Me Up”. The utter stupidity of every single little thread that makes up this tapestry of fail so grand, so mind-bogglingly titanic it defies human comprehension – yes, even the singular teeny little strand of matter in it is so profoundly moronic, so thoroughly vapid and intelligence – insulting it needs its own thesis essay to fully address everything wrong with it. Each facet, each subplot, each sentence, nay, each word is a spawn, er, spawned from a place beyond badness – it is so utterly awful it skewers the laws of reality itself. I do not make this statement lightly. Erm, okay, if you read my sporks you know I make this statement almost every other chapter, but never do I make it lightly. HOW OFTEN I MAKE IT IS BESIDES THE POINT WE ARE GETTNG OFF THE SUBJECT.

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Although one good thing has come out of this - looking for the derp picture made me laugh so hard I was crying.

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Hello! For today’s chapter we are being once more accompanied by the ever so nice and amazing stormwielder13. She has been kind enough to provide the much - needed emotional support for this chapter. So kick back and enjoy the little there is to enjoy.

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This chapter can, in short, be called "Drake Tries To Bullshit His Way Out Of Taking the Responsibility For and Facing the Consequences Of Having Left Assling On Top Of a Goddamn Bridge and Nora Is Obi-Wan Kenobi Of This Book.” Which would also sum up the entire chapter without me needing to rant on it any further but I am an evil person who can't leave well enough alone, so off we go.

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