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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 27: It Ends Here
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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 26 Part 2: Why Wouldn’t You Die
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To quote the great genius of Mark Twain: the author shall make the reader feel a deep interest in the personages of his tale and in their fate; and that he shall make the reader love the good people in the tale and hate the bad ones. But the reader of this tale dislikes the good people in it, is indifferent to the others, and wishes they would all get drowned together.Collapse )

"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 26 Part 1: Fuck You, Drake. Fuck you LONG and fuck you HARD.
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This will hurt. I know I say that a lot, but bear with me. For never before has there been a tale filled with more vileness, repugnance, wrongness and outright offensiveness as that of “Fire Me Up”. The utter stupidity of every single little thread that makes up this tapestry of fail so grand, so mind-bogglingly titanic it defies human comprehension – yes, even the singular teeny little strand of matter in it is so profoundly moronic, so thoroughly vapid and intelligence – insulting it needs its own thesis essay to fully address everything wrong with it. Each facet, each subplot, each sentence, nay, each word is a spawn, er, spawned from a place beyond badness – it is so utterly awful it skewers the laws of reality itself. I do not make this statement lightly. Erm, okay, if you read my sporks you know I make this statement almost every other chapter, but never do I make it lightly. HOW OFTEN I MAKE IT IS BESIDES THE POINT WE ARE GETTNG OFF THE SUBJECT.

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Although one good thing has come out of this - looking for the derp picture made me laugh so hard I was crying.

"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 25: The End Is Not Nigh. It Is Nowhere In Sight
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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 24:
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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 23: I have no words. Oh wait, I do. Profane Ones Mostly
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Here is the short summary of the chapter:

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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 22: CAN I HAZ DETECTIVE SKILLZ
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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 21: Incompetence Ahoy
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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 20: Friendship is magic and bodily harm
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Hello! For today’s chapter we are being once more accompanied by the ever so nice and amazing stormwielder13. She has been kind enough to provide the much - needed emotional support for this chapter. So kick back and enjoy the little there is to enjoy.

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"Fire Me Up" Spork - Chapter 19: Anger Management 201
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This chapter can, in short, be called "Drake Tries To Bullshit His Way Out Of Taking the Responsibility For and Facing the Consequences Of Having Left Assling On Top Of a Goddamn Bridge and Nora Is Obi-Wan Kenobi Of This Book.” Which would also sum up the entire chapter without me needing to rant on it any further but I am an evil person who can't leave well enough alone, so off we go.

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